Dick Stubler is a lifelong cartoonist who draws on his childhood experiences growing up on a farm, attending livestock auctions with his dad, and hunting and fishing in the Pennsylvania countryside. Today, he’s a retired steelworker who lives with his wife in Orlando, FL. Stubler says he loves to concentrate on humor dealing with farming, cattle, hunting and fishing. Take a moment to enjoy the lighter side of life on the ranch with this 20-image sampling of his work.
"All right, all right. I am getting up!"
"They've got good working conditions around here, but they have a lousy retirement plan."
"If you buy him, call him 'Clunker' like Dad does."
"He said he's running a special on barn painting today, but it has to be green."
"Yes, I am on call 24 hours, you called me 22 hours ago."
"Alice, I said throw down a bale of hay!"
"Yes, we have a horse and saddle in that price range, right around the corner."
"OK, Harris, now let's go over what you did wrong while it is still fresh in your mind."
"No, I don't want to be any aluminum siding, you have the wrong number!"
"Be careful, Doris, you'll get a slipped disk again."
"Of course there's room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here."
"Fred, I think it is time you got another pair of boots."
"We better got out of here, that bull is going to be mad when he comes back down!"
"Son, when someone asks what your daddy does, say I'm a cattleman, not a bullshipper."
"Now, let's be fair about this, boss. You did not tell me to fix the fence. You said the fence needs fixing."
"What did the hired man do when you told him he was fired, Phil?"
"Hey, here's a job that sounds just like mine. Uh Oh, it is mine."
"The way I see it, money is like a big manure pile. It's no good unless you spread it around."
"I hear the boss is taking roping lessons. I wonder what he is going to practice on?"
"It's your fault, Alice. I told you to watch that wet spot."
"George, why don't you just break down and buy an electric fence tester?"
"When you said your horse was 'a kicker,' I thought..."
"Yes, I am looking for an experienced cattleman."
"Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans!"
"And just where did you study medicine?"
"I just heard them mention your name, Ralph. What does 'cut and wrapped' mean?"